Least Surprising Headline of the Decade

Bush fails to win Saudi help on gas prices:

Bush got a red-carpet welcome to this desert kingdom, home to the world's largest oil reserves, and promised to ask King Abdullah to increase production to reduce pressure on prices, which soared past $127 for the first time Friday. But Saudi officials said they already were meeting the needs of their customers worldwide and there was no need to pump more.

Hm. In the words of Iago from Aladdin, "I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!" Never mind these people are basically COMPLETELY destroying world economy and the daily lives of people who depend on their cars for their livelihood.