Something To Make the Executive More Feared!

A Han Solo-in-Carbonite Desk!

Here's the description:

Choosing a desk for your office is important; it sends a message about what kind of person you are to everybody who enters. If you want that message to say "I'm a gigantic nerd!" then you really can't do much better than a desk made to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
I guess one could spin buying this for their office if they wanted to come across as a real [BLEEP] of a boss. You know, like "you mess with me, you end up like my former assistant, Han Solo here, and I'll make you into a coffee table." But really, you're the only one who will ever find a replica of a sci-fi movie prop threatening in any way, but if that helps you justify something that you really want, more power to you.