Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is claiming Iran now has 3,000 centrifuges used to enrich uranium. It can be used for power plants, or, if further refined, for nukes. Not a good thing. This new Hitler has GOT to be stopped! Why hasn't Israel bombed the crap out of their nuclear plant?! After all, they did it to Iraq! Why not Iran?
This is a cute strip, kind of silly most of the time, but every so often, there is much truth to it. In this case, this was my experience at MBNA/Bank of America. And the friend I bumped into recently who left after I did mentioned to me that BofA wanted calls to be shorter and shorter (which means not all the customer's needs would be met, which meant the customer calling back, which meant less incentive bonus for reps because they have to keep their calls short). Of course, if all these big businesses provided GOOD customer services and QUALITY products, they wouldn't have so many customers calling them, now, would they?
DovBear put up a wonderfully funny post about BHMs (Black Hat Morons) and MOMs (Modern Orthodox Morons), acronyms he created recently. And he's continuously updating, so enjoy!
Doonesbury, by Garry Trudeau, is featuring a great, though frightening and probably quite prophetic series of strips starring a battered "Emperor" Bush and Lord Cheney dressed in cloak and hood and holding a scepter with the bald eagle as its headpiece. The latter is insistent on starting a war with Iran and finding a pretext to do so as soon as possible. Click on the link above. If you want to read all the strips of this storyline, just click on previous when you get to the Doonesbury page.
Remember the about the Bais Yaakov in Emmanuel and the segregating, completely, of Sfardi girls from Ashkenazi ones? I originally heard of this story from DovBear. Here's an account from an old friend of the family who lives there. I've changed or deleted names to protect the innocent (myself, and you, the readers) from Lashon Hara...
Yes, they separated out the Ashkenazi and Sfardi girls--and the old minehelet (principal) is now head of the Sfardi girls.Now, I'm NOT going to comment about Chabad schools treating everyone, even those who are not Lubavitch, equally... :) But, yeah, this confirms the story is true. Officially, apparently, in the non-Torah-observant "Chareidi," Sefaradim are not good enough any longer... Maybe they should consider homeschooling, an idea that's seems like it'll start taking off in the Jewish community in the US as tuition costs soar (and salaries don't!).
Seems the Ashkenazi wanted their own school but couldn't afford it, so they decided to hire their own principal (I have no idea whom) and stay on in the original Beis Yaacov building. That's how the original principal ended up being in control of Sfardi girls, by default, since she was not going to quit her job.
This is probably going to end up in court because it is so crazy and wrong. I am so blessed not to have girls and to have no children in the schools here. Although, the obvious solution is to pull your girls out of Beis Yaacov and send them to the Chabad school where everyone is equal and where there is no prejudice based on origin.
If enough mothers did that, the whole Beis Yaacov school would collapse because there would not be enough students to get money from the State to run the school. Money talks. They should vote with their feet. Sorry to tell you the story is true!!
According to Yaakov Kirschen at the the Dry Bones Blog, there was one in 1977 as well, and irony is that a high-schooler then is probably the parent of a high-schooler today.
I love this particular strip. My five-year-old is off school today because it's an election day in my area. The stupidity of this quite clear. What if I wasn't a work-at-home parent and both my wife and I were at work? What the hell would we have had to do? It's really ridiculous that the school has off for an election day. The teachers are there, having an "in-service" day, which means continuing teachers' education. What the hell is wrong with doing that in the SUMMER, when the teacher are off for TEN WEEKS?!?!?! They have to take off a random day in November?! Apparently, the public schools are off as well, but some private schools are actually in session, just not the one my son attends! And yes, I really do appreciate when school IS in session. It's so much quieter in the house when it's just me and my two-year-old. So, yes. Elementary School does provide very essential baby-sitting... The thing with high-school is, if I needed to, I could just kick a teenager out of the house! I can't do that with a five-year-old, though! No, really, I love my kids and my son and daughter are my pride and joy, but the dynamic between them is just insane. They're nuts about each other, but they also feed off each other to create complete and utter chaos when they are together for too long... Oh, well... :)
The ADL recently surveyed the state of Anti-Semitism in the United States. Some highlights:
15% of Americans - or nearly 35 million adults - hold views about Jews that are "unquestionably anti-Semitic," compared to 14% in 2005
Seven years ago, in 1998, the number of Americans with hardcore anti-Semitic beliefs had dropped to 12% from 20% in 1992. The survey was released at the annual meeting of the League's National Commission. (Which means it's now UP three percent...)
The survey found that 31% of Americans believe Jews are more loyal to Israel than America, down from 33% in 2005; in 2002 it was 33%; in 1998, it was 31%; in 1992; 35%.
More than one quarter – 27% of the American people – believe Jews were responsible for the death of Christ, down from 30% in 2005, up from 25% in 2002.
Fifteen percent (15%) of the general population believes that Jews have "Too much power in the U.S." -- unchanged from 2005; 67% for those who are the most anti-Semitic. Heh. Gotta love this one... :)
Twenty percent (20%) believe Jews have "Too much power in the business world" and 18% believe Jews have "Too much control/influence on Wall Street, both up one percent from 2005. And this one, too... :)
The number of African-Americans with strong anti-Semitic beliefs continued to remain high and stable since 1992. The 2007 survey found that 32% of African-Americans hold strong anti-Semitic beliefs, more than three times more than the 10% for whites. In 1992 it was 37%; 1998 – 34%; 2002- 35%, 2005 – 36%.
"We continue to remain troubled and somewhat at a loss to understand why African-Americans consistently have such strong anti-Semitic propensities," said Mr. Foxman.
It's really quite interesting that basically one third of African Americans are anti-Semites. I'm sure part of this can be blamed on people like Malcolm X, Lou Farakhan, Al Sharpton, and THE REVERAND JESS JACKSON... You'd think that a people with whom we've much in common would be more tolerant, but this population segment has the most anti-Semites. Fascinating.
Education - The more educated a person is, the less likely he or she is to hold anti-Semitic views: 21% of those with a high school degree or less hold strong anti-Semitic views, compared to 10% of college graduates and 8% of those who hold post-graduate degrees.
So, the more educated you are, the less likely you are to be an anti-Semite.
It makes sense. Think about it. During the time of greatest ignorance, the Middle Ages, the Jews suffered the worst. So too during 1940s Europe (you know, that little thing called the Holocaust). Germany, Poland, and the Ukraine (the worst of the perpetrators) were the most uneducated or poorest, and Hitler brilliantly used the Jews as the scapegoats for all of Germany's ills. This is grossly oversimplified, but probably essentially correct.
For the complete survey and methodology used, click here.
As always, Yaakov Kirschen of the Dry Bones Blog tells it like it is. Too bad no one listens (excepts us nut cases who don't believe those POOR Palestinians will EVER be our friends...). Click on the link for Kirschen's commentary to this cartoon...
By one of my FAVORITE cartoonists, Wiley Miller, whose comic strip, Non-Sequitur, has never pulled punches and has ALWAYS been right on the mark.
I once emailed the person in charge of "education" of procedure about something. The next thing I knew, my manager was yelling at me that it goes against "procedure" to even speak with the guy, much less bother him with emailed questions. I was told to follow procedure and ask my manager, who would then ask the procedure guy. So much for taking initiative! Have I ever mentioned how glad I was to quit that awful place?
Gee, what a surprise. Congress passed a Child Healthcare bill that is apparently very popular and would provide healthcare to children in low income families that make too much to get Medicaid. But Bush wants to veto the bill, again, because to pay for it congress would raise taxes. Not taxes on you or me, mind you. Taxes on tobacco, raising the tax on a pack of cigs by sixty-one cents, to one dollar tax per pack. But, Bush, ever the anti-tax raiser (God forbid you should raise taxes a bit to help the less fortunate), says he'll veto the bill because no tax raising will go on on his watch! Nuh, uh. No way, no how. Well, except for raising taxes to pay for his illegal war, as I reported in early October in this post.. To see the article, click!
EVERY single time I go to the supermarket or Target. EVERY single bloody time!! :)
We all know, by now, about the prostitute Ann Coulter's anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish remarks in an interview with Donny Deutsch:
Funny thing. One comment she made was Christians believe themselves to be "perfected Jews," stating they believe in the Old Testament. Oh, yeah? Then why don't you guys keep kosher, Shabbos on Saturday, the Yomim Tovim, to name but a few things? And don't forget this priceless statement: "Our Testament is the continuation of your Testament, you KNOW that!...But you have to follow laws..." The New "Testament," and oft-proved very anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish collection of crap is a continuation of Tanach?! WOW!! Yeah, anyway. Then, Gave a Get linked to the following, very well-done music video satiring the Republican National Prostitute:
Cute, huh? Of course, as we all know, "Rabbi" Yaakov Menken of Cross-Loving-Currents flew to Coulter's defense. What a shame it is that every time a Christian RWNJ (Right Wing Nut Job) makes an anti-Semitic statement, some Jewish RWNJ rushes to the defense of the Christian RWNJ to "prove" that what the Christian RWNJ said is not in any way an anti-Semitic remark and is, in fact, a very pro-Jewish remark! What a shame that Jewish RWNJs really feel Christians have suddenly become our best friends. Perhaps Jewish RWNJs should simply convert to Christianity and become completely "Perfected Jews." After all, since, according to Yaakov Menken, Toby Katz, and all the rest of the Jewish RWNJs, everything a RWNJ Christian says is Torah Mi'Sinai, they must be what Ann Coulter calls "Perfected Jews" and it is therefore permissible for RWNJ Jews to marry them. I say let them.
This from the White House today:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House reiterated on Tuesday that it considered energy prices too high but said the economy would weather the impact.Let's see. Energy prices are too high, admits the White House, but "the economy would weather the impact." Sure, if it's ok with the White House that too many people won't be able to afford heating their cold houses this winter. It's ok as long as the White House doesn't acknowledge the vast majority of the population is making pretty much the same salary it did when gas was half the price. It's ok as long the White House doesn't acknowledge that people have no choice BUT to pay for gas and energy, thereby giving up other necessities of life just to keep their jobs that aren't paying enough to pay the cost of living and heat their homes in order not to freeze to death during the winter.
"We've had high gas prices for a while. They've been too high for as many months as I can remember, but our economy has been remarkably resilient to it," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino told reporters.
Asked whether the Bush administration was considering tapping U.S. oil stockpiles to deal with the higher energy prices, Perino responded, "The Strategic Petroleum Reserve is there for emergencies and we have not played politics with the SPR."
She also said the best way to address the high energy costs was to deal with the root cause, which is "a supply and demand issue."
So, Israeli Doofus, I mean, Israel's George W. Bush, an idiot all around, also known as Prime Minister (of naivete) Ehud Olmert has Prostate Cancer. It's probably because he has been, and plans on continuing to, screw the country...
This is a very interesting video interview with Rav Herschel Shachter about an encounter he had, while accompanying the Rav, with the Lubavitcher Rebbe. Kind of shows that while the Chassidim (purported) of the Rebbe poo-pooed anything not Lubavitch, the Rebbe himself NEVER had an issue with other forms of Kosher Judaism. Note also, it was always the very Chareidi Rabbanim and their followers who had their issues, not normal, middle of the road Yiddishkeit.
Hattip: DovBear.
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! That actually is pretty scary, and not just because it's a clown! :)
My family and I and a friend went on a nature walk at a (relatively) local arboretum. We really enjoyed the absolutely incredible Fall colors and took lots of pictures. And, being originally from LA, where Fall colors are a COMPLETE unknown, we really appreciated the nature's beauty, even though this is already are third Fall in the Midwest.
This Arboretum had many trails to take, and each trail had its own subtrails that branched off in different directions. All were equally beautiful and breathtaking, and as many as we took, there were many more we just didn't have the time to enjoy, though we knew those were just as beautiful as the ones we did have the chance to enjoy. And each trail, finally, led back to the main trail, which led to the main building that was the Arboretum Visitor Center.
The same applies to the trails of Torah Judaism. I'm not talking about fanatics on either side of the spectrum. I'm talking about middle of the road Torah, the "Lo Sasur Yamin O Smol" - no Right or Left deviation - type of Torah paths. Each is beautiful. Each has its own subtrails that take each person to his or her own place on the road to a Torah lifestyle. None of us can explore EVERY single one of these, but we can all explore many of them, taking those subtrails that might even intersect with other subtrails and carry a person to places one cannot predict, and no one path is more correct than another. And yet, there's comfort in knowing ALL these trails have their own special beauty, and even when we disagree with one derech or another, we know they are STILL LEGITIMATE forms of Torah Lifestyles that ALL lead to Avodas Hashem, and, regardless of the path one takes, one will always enjoy that beauty and grow and achieve an even greater appreciation of God, His World, and His Torah.
My wife, author of Life and Debt in Ohio, will post more on this topic, Bli Neder (according to her...), tomorrow, so please visit her blog as well... :)
The, uh, scheduling part, not the disgusting, sick dude. We had twenty personal days during the year (instead of ten vacation and ten sick), and they pretty much wanted us to schedule 75% of them in January. We were REALLY supposed to know when we were going to be sick, and if you got called in sick without scheduling it in advance, it was called an "incident" and if you did it to often, you were put on report. YAY BIG BUSINESS!!! :(
This is mostly, it seems, based on a very weak, and still weakening, dollar. So, you think we'll all get raises based on this? You know, as the dollar grows weaker, things get more expensive and salaries should RISE commensurate to the rising cost of living. Think it'll happen? Naw. Probably not. Probably, if this continues, more companies will find ways to outsource... Here's the article.
This is the latest in a series Candorville is currently running, and this strip is the best of the bunch... This is essentially the harm of the powerful lobbyists in Washington and why NOTHING gets done for the good of the people, while SO MUCH gets done for the good of Big Business...
Apparently, in my old hometown of Emmanuel (Samaria, Israel), a purportedly "frum" town, Apartheid is happening. The Bais Yaakov there has separated the Sefardi girls from the Ashkenazi ones. Not just separate classes, mind you. separate hallways and playgrounds. They put up walls in the hallways of the school and a fence in the playground in order to keep the apparently spiritually deficient Sefardi girls separate from the apparently spiritually superior Ashkenazi ones. Here's DovBear's take:
A Bais Yakov school in Emanuel, a religious settlement in the West Bank, is emulating the racial segregation methods used by Apartheid.If you are interested in the story in Hebrew, click here for video and here for a written article.
If you're a religious racist bigot who has free reign in your privatized education system, you start by segregating the Ashkenazi girls from the Sephardic ones, separating them by last names. The eugenic philosophy goes like this: if your grandfather was an illiterate cobbler in Lodz who also was known as the town rapist, and his last name was Finkelstein, you get to be in the Pale Skinned Supremacy class. If your great-grandfather was an illustrious Talmid Chacham, maybe even an Av Beth Din in Toledo, and his last name was Abulafia, too bad for you. You'll be relegated to the Dark Skinned Spiritually Deficient class. When questioned about your Apartheid methods, you protest and say, "No, no, the ethnic background of the girls was not a consideration. It was the differing "spiritual levels" that determined who goes where". And to make sure your racial policies stick, you not only create psychological boundaries, you erect physical barriers within the school so that the two groups don't accidentally bump into each other in the hall or in the play yard.
This week started with a story about hasidic thugs on an Egged bus beating up on a woman who refuses to move to the designated Ezrat Nashim section, and now this. And it's only Thursday.
People, have we become desensitized to moral outrages perpetrated by our Israeli chareidi brethren?
In analyzing the very first Mishna, the one discussing until what time a person may recite Krias Shema in the evening and still fulfill the Mitzvah of reciting the evening Shema, my wife and I discovered a very common misinterpretation of this Mishna. The Mishna relates a three way machlokes regarding the proper time. Rabbi Meir says until the end of the first third of the night. Chachamim say Midnight (true midnight, not 12AM). And Rabban Gamliel maintains one may recite Krias Shema until dawn.
The Mishna then goes on to relate a curious story about the children of Rabban Gamliel coming home rather late from, the commentaries tell us, a wedding. In other words, they were out partying all night. Personally, I've got nothing against this. Party on, dudes!! :) However, it was well after Midnight. They informed their father they had not yet recited the evening Shema. Rabban Gamliel responded that as the morning had not yet dawned, they were still obligated to recite the evening Shema. He then says an oft-repeated statement, a curious one. He tells them that not only are they obligated to recite the evening Shema, but any time the Chachamim use the phrase "Ad Chatzos" - until Midnight, the actual Mitzvah is until dawn, citing as an example the mitzvah of Hektair Chalavim V'Eivarim - putting certain parts of a sacrifice upon the altar to be burned - these needed to be done really by dawn, but Chachamim put the limit of Midnight on the Mitzvah. Why? asks Rabban Gamliel. And here's that famous phrase: "Kedei L'Harchik Es Ha'Adam Min Ha'Aveira" - to distance a person from sin.
Very curious. We all know it IS a Mitzvas Aseh Min HaTorah, a positive commandment, to recite Shema twice daily: in the evening and in the morning - "B'shochbecha U'vekumecha." And there are time limits to this Mitzvah (a discussion for some future post). However, if one misses Zman Krias Shema, one has not committed an Aveira. One has simply missed the opportunity to DO a Mitzvah.
Unfortunately, the common, simplistic misreading of the phrase"Kedei L'Harchik Es Ha'Adam Min Ha'Aveira" is that Chachamim placed the Midnight time limit on saying Krias Shema and missing that time constitutes an Aveira or is at least akin to one.
To quote from the Mabartenura and Kehati: "Kedei L'Harchik Es Ha'Adam Min Ha'Aveira" - So that a person will hurry to do the Mitzvah and not delay until last minute, in case he forgets and does not perform [the Mitzvah], or he might do it after the alloted time, for example eating Kodoshim [if the hektair Chalavim V'Eivarim has not taken place], in which case the person eating the Kodoshim becomes chayav Kares - extinction. The Braisa teaches us Chachamim gave reason for reciting the Shema BY Midnight: They did not want a person coming home, thinking he would FIRST eat, drink, take a nap, and THEN recite the evening Shema because he might sleep ALL NIGHT. Rather, first a person goes to shul, davens, learns a bit, THEN goes home to do the rest (eat, drink, and be merry). (Kehati). The Mabartenura says it a bit more simply: "Kedei L'Harchik Es Ha'Adam Min Ha'Aveira" - So that he should not come to eat them after dawn (Kodoshim) and end up being chayav Kares, so too with Krias Shema a person should not say "I have enough time" and then that time will pass [without a person reciting the Shema].
It seems both the Mabartenura and Pinchas Kehati think it is an Aveira to miss Zman Krias Shema. But it's not. It's a Mitzvas Aseh to say it, but one has not transgressed a lav, a negative commandment, by not saying it.
In this case, WHAT does the statement "Kedei L'Harchik Es Ha'Adam Min Ha'Aveira" mean in this context? It means keeping a person safe from an Aveira. Rabban Gamliel was giving his kids a bit of Mussar here. They were out partying WAY late at night, something we all know has the potential to lead to "other" things. Certainly, the commentaries tell us they were at a wedding, and certainly, they may have been at one. We have, however, no proof one way or another, and Rabban Gamliel's little Mussar Shmooze to them seems to indicate they were places they had no place being. But let's say they were at a wedding. Great! He was also giving the rest of us a bit of a Mussar Shmooze. Chachamim put certain time limits in place because those time limits, by abiding by them, are what distance a person from an Aveira. Not saying Krias Shema b'zmana is not an Aveira. Doing other, questionable acts while missing Zman Krias Shema may be an Aveira. Chachamim here gave a living guideline - a guideline, essentially, for clean living. And that guideline is the Harchakas Adam Min Ha'Aveira, making sure, by NOT missing Zman Krias Shema, by actually fulfilling one's obligations IN THE TIME ALLOTED, that a person is indeed distancing himself from sin.
It's been renewed for a fifth season, which will bring the total episodes through season 5's end to 100!
While I'm not quite as big a fan of Atlantis as I was of SG-1, I still really enjoy the show! I'm so glad Sci Fi is making a comeback! It's about time!!
...By Mrs. Miriam Shear onRabbiHorowitz.com. For those who don't know, Mrs. Shear was beat up on a Non-Mehadrin bus on the way to the Kotel about a year ago. It was all over the blogs at the time.
Hattip: DovBear et al
As long as you have a real dog and not one of those pocketbook, lap dogs that are all around useless... :)
I know it's a bit late, but I keep forgetting to post my favorite proof from the Torah itself that Chumrahs are not only stupid, they can lead to sinning rather than distance a person from sinning. The proof? Chava, of course. Adam relayed the mitzvah to her to not EAT from the Eitz Hada'as. Chava decided to take on the Chumra of not TOUCHING the tree. The result? Well, basically, eternal human damnation. All because someone took on a Chumra...
Remember, the Torah tells us not to deviate RIGHT or left. It mentions RIGHT first for a reason. Usually, when one drifts to the right, it means they're taking on more than they need, and when one drifts to the left, it means they're not doing enough. God warned us not to deviate in either direction, but He said RIGHT first because it's so much easier to become a Right Wing Nut Job (RWNJ) and keep taking on every chumra that comes along and try to pass off as "frummer" than thou. Chumras do not make one frummer. If anything, they will ultimately cause people to sin even worse than if they simply follow the Mitzvos without all the extraneous stuff.
...A fellow who uses the handle "Chareidi" when he comments on blogs (I've primarily seen him on Rabbi Maryles' blog, Emes Ve-Emunah) accused me of being a hate-monger because I was once a Chareidi, was apparently really lousy at it, became bitter and jealous, and now hate Chareidim because I couldn't be like them. Funny thing is, aside from reading my blog (I'm not sure why he does as he keeps insisting it's a TERRIBLE blog!) and reading some of my (admittedly angry) rants, this person knows absolutely NOTHING about me!! What's even funnier is how wrong he was! Ironically, I made a great Yeshivish/Chareidi person. I toed the party line, I bought into all the crap they espoused, and followed unquestioningly. The truth is, I was GREAT at it.
Thankfully, I awoke from the deep, dark sleep into which I had been lulled. I started using my mind, realized things were not all hunky-dory. I started to question. I started to think. Critically. I had lots of help, thank God. And I finally came to the realization I discussed recently: Yeshivishness and Chareidism are NOT kosher Judaism any more than Reform Judaism is kosher Judaism, and perhaps even less so.
So, to Chareidi I say. No. I didn't make a lousy Chareidi. I made a great one. Ask anyone who knew back then. Oh, wait. You can't. You don't actually know anything about me. You did, however, transgress a saying of Chazal: "Al Tadin Es Chavercha Ad She'Tagia L'Mekomo" - don't judge someone until you're in the same spot he's in. Of course, Chareidi, since you've deemed me not a frum Jew, I guess I don't qualify as "Chavercha," which makes it alright for you to judge me, right?
Well, anyway, everytime some idiocy takes place in the Chareidi world, I just laught, post a quick comment about it, and just show, again and again, that Chareidism as practiced by so many of these people, is simply NOT kosher Judaism.
Me jealous?! Heh. No. More like relieved I'm no longer part of that world.
So, Chareidi, my message to you is this: You keep judging me, but you know NOTHING about me. Not my background, my history, or even who I am now. At all. If you're going to judge someone, judge yourself and stop defending all the garbage your universe espouses...:)
Hug, hug. Kiss, kiss...
Well, apparently, when Israel's incredibly naive and rather criminal Prime Minister, Ehud Olmert, travelled to the West Bank in August, Terrorists planned to assassinate Olmert. Are they really that stupid?! Not that I'm advocating anything Olmert is doing or planning with the Palestinians (land for peace will NEVER work because for the Palestinians, nothing less than all of Israel will be acceptable - hence the "right of return" issue - if it happens, it'll destroy Israel internally), but at this point, Olmert seems to be their best chance at getting what they want. Of course, we all know how incredibly stupid they are based on their actions in 2000 when they started the second Intifada after Ehud Barak offered the Palestinians pretty much everything they wanted and Arafat essentially told him to go F**K himself and started a new war that still hasn't ended.
Stupid Palestinians... They really know how to inflict self-harm, don't they?
Or maybe it has something to do with the name Ehud. Maybe Israel should ban anyone with the name Ehud from government since they seem to cause more harm than good... :)
E! Dumbledore was GAY!!!! AHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! That is just FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!! Wonder what the RW Christians and Chareidim will say about THAT... :) Here's a bit of the article:
Albus Dumbledore took quite a few secrets with him to the grave. And it's possible that even he didn't know about this one.Click to read the rest...
After helping Dumbledore's favorite pupil uncover a treasure trove of information about the Hogwarts headmaster in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final installment of her billion-dollar fantasy series, J.K. Rowling has pulled something new out of the pensieve:
Dumbledore was gay.
(What you just heard was the sound of conservative religious groups scribbling down one more reason to loathe the Harry Potter franchise.)
"Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling explained Friday in front of a packed house at New York's Carnegie Hall, where she capped off her first U.S. book tour since 2000.
Which explains why the brilliant wizard was briefly blinded as a young man by the charm and skill of Gellert Grindelwald, his companion turned arch-nemesis who turned out to be more interested in the Dark Arts than a three-bedroom craftsman in Hogsmeade.
After Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down," Rowling explained, he went on to destroy Grindelwald in what is considered in the wizarding world to have been the ultimate wand-toting battle between good and evil.
That love, she said to raucous applause, was Dumbledore's "great tragedy."
"If I had know this would have made you so happy, I would have told you years ago," Rowling said.
I used to work for a major credit card company, MBNA. It was supposed to have been a great a job with a great career track and wonderful benefits. Then, a another, even more major bank, the ever evil giant business Bank of America, another one of those companies notorious for outsourcing jobs out of the US, bought the MBNA and screwed everyone who worked for the there. I quit about two months after the takeover because of managerial lying and increasing difficulty, to the point of impossibility, of reaching one's incentive, which was monthly bonus pay based on how much product we sold, how many late fees we preserved, etc. etc. etc.
I bring this up because as I was leaving the supermarket today, I bumped into an ex-coworker or mine. He's a great guy, and we were pretty friendly when we were there. I hadn't seen him since I left early in 2006. He told me he had quit as well, over a year ago, for the same reasons I did (he lasted about six months longer than I did). He said reaching incentive got even harder after I left, people, including himself, were being forced out of their jobs, and the environment all around just became pretty toxic. Our location had four building. Everyone's been stuffed into two. Originally, there were about three thousand people working there. Now there are about 1500. Apparently, BofA is not planning to renew the lease on its two remaining buildings, which means the rest will soon be out of work as well, which will be a huge, negative economic hit to an already economically depressed city and region. Even the head of my (former) department, who, when the takeover happened, received a promotion and was to run not only our local department, but the same department in another region, has finally been forced out.
I based my decision to leave on many things. First, I really couldn't afford to work there and support a family. It just wasn't paying enough. Second, it was really starting to depress me. Third, as I mentioned, managerial lying really pisses me off! When my six month review came around and I did really well on it, I asked about a promotion. My manager, a consumate liar as it was, lied to me and told me there was a freeze on promotions. Funny thing was, about two weeks later, at a department-wide floor meeting, one of my teammates, who started the same day I did and didn't perform anywhere near as well as I did, especially when it came to selling products, got a promotion! Which brings me to fourth: selling product. Most of the crap a credit card company tries to sell you is just that: CRAP! Don't ever buy credit protection, or privacy protection, or anything else a credit card company tries to sell you when you call them. And be adamant about getting rid of a late fee if you feel your reasons are valid (btw, sending in your payment on the due date is NOT a valid reason...). Fifth, which is related to the previous reason, I was starting to have moral and Halachic issues working there and screwing customers, be it with late fees or finance charges or anything else. Sixth, as I mentioned, the environment was beginning to be toxic. Finally, I was working for Bank of America, which is anything but! They are an evil, awful company, and I can state this with a high degree of certainty both as a former customer and later as a former employee. They really stink.
Core issue? IT'S BIG BUSINESS, whose only concern is the bottom line and how much they can make in the short run. This is what they do. Big business has no loyalty to its country, and will even move its base out of the country if the country starts to sanction it. It's only loyalty is is to the Almighty Dollar, the GOD of Big Business.
Don't get me wrong. I understand businesses are in business to make money. That's why I'm in business. But I'm also in business to make sure my customers are satisfied and happy with their product (by the way, I sell medical imaging, from the smallest ultrasound to large MRI systems and everything in between!). But a business should take care of its employees and show loyalty to its base country.
I highly recommend reading Senator Byron Dorgan's book, Take This Job and Ship It! It's well worth your time to see what Big Business does to people and how people are being screwed every day by Big Business. And it's not just its employees... There are a few other books worth looking at as well... Don't believe what the Republican, Big Goverment, pro Big Business party and its patsies tell you. Need proof? Look outside your window. Check out the economic scene of the country, not based on what the Fed or government is telling you (remember, Bush would have you believe the war in Iraq is going just GREAT!!). Do some actual research and find out for yourself.
This was sent to me by my friend, Jeff:
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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Ok, not really a surprise. Funny, we, as the people, do have the right to get rid of a government with which we are unhappy and replace it with something better! Of course, try and do that, and you are accused of treason... Funny, that!
(See Part I here.)
From this point on, past Epoch Day One, we turn our perspective, the Torah's perspective, to a view from Earth.
Epoch 2/3: We know from Rashi days two and three, or Epochs two and three, are connected. God started a project during Epoch 2 which culminated during Epoch 3. A planet has formed. The atmosphere is changing, in, as Rabbi Scroll says, a "state of flux." Quite likely, at first, the atmosphere was probably thin, unbreathable. Over time, it changed. Meanwhile, water cover the land for a long period. In time, the waters begin to recede and land, which of course God created during that first Epoch and has, until now been under water, begins to show. Continents begin to form. And the waters formed "el makom echad," in one place. Originally, geologically, we know there was but one continent, which pretty much meant there was one ocean - "Makom Echad." During this Epoch, things begin to grow. Vegetation begins to crop up. Then trees, some of which produce fruit. During this time, there is light and dark, but no sun. Likely, there was a cloud cover, but photosynthesis could certainly take place, allowing vegetation to grow and flourish. End of Epoch 2/3.
Epoch 4: The atmosphere begins to clear, the cloud cover to dissipate, revealing a great gift from God: The sun and the moon. Life-giving light, tide causing moon, and a beautiful night sky to look at and explore. Ok, so now attack me about there being two suns and God making one smaller. WHATEVER! It says there were two Me'oros, one large and one small. The Gemara gives a very nice lesson in humility, one I don't think is meant to be taken as God literally shrinking one sun and turning it into the moon. In any case, once the cloud cover has dissipated. Sun and moon are shining down, and it's now possible to start keeping time (not that there's anyone around to keep time...). End of Epoch 4.
Epoch 5: Animals. The next logical step in the formation of life. First food (vegetation) evolves, then come animals. And where do they start? The water, then the skies. And God creates the "Taninim" - the Behemoths. Say what you will about them - they were VERY LARGE animals. Also known as Dinosaurs. and with them came the birds, prehistoric ones. And it seems one of the prevailing theories currently about dinosaurs is they were very closely related to birds and may have even had feathers. Cool, huh? Epoch number 5, we know, lasted a very long time, until the next evolutionary step took place...
Epoch 6: Mammals and Man (and Woman...). For whatever reason, the dinosaurs died out, or evolved, or both. We finally get more familiar mammalian life. Here's where one might think things get dicey. God has created a world and caused it to evolve. Perhaps He even had the thought that Man would evolve as well. But something was missing. There are all sorts of theories of our relationship to all the non-Sapien species. What probably happened is they did exist, but they were unsuccessful. God then decided He needed to create Humans from scratch, Humans who needed a bit the "chelek Eloka Mi'Ma'al." So He created Adam and breathed into him "Nishmas Chayim" - a living soul - a part of Hashem Himself. And so, starts recorded history in all it forms.
So, why COULDN'T it have happened this way? Nothing here is Apikorsus in any way at all and it explains a WHOLE LOT OF THINGS!
Anyway, those are my insights to creation. Yes God did it all. But who said Yom LITERALLY mean a twenty-four day?! Remember, God was in no hurry. He's got eternity and beyond! What's a 13.7 billion years to Him? I think this is a beautiful way to reconcile a whole lot of questions. Don't you?
One may ALWAYS depend on Yaakov Kirschen's wonderful comic strip, Dry Bones, to deliver a great message!
Wouldn't be surprised. But I still think Columbia only invited Ahmedinejad to speak just to show the Western, idealistic college students how incredibly stupid he really is... Unfortunately, even with this purpose in mind, it still gives this nutcase some legitimacy.
A case of NOT seeing the Nolad... What did all those people think would happen when the five or seven year grace period ended? All of a sudden they'd be able to afford an unaffordable mortgage?! Unfortunately, this is the moment some wolves out there, many of them frum Yidden, have been waiting for. More than one even stated to me they were waiting for people to foreclose so they could swoop in and buy houses cheap... How sad...
So perfectly said, I've nothing to add!! This is indeed the state of healthcare in the US!! Pretty sad, huh?
Haven't posted any in a while, but I've got a bunch saved up...
Ahh. The Republican, RW Conundrum. Also applies to the Chareidi world...:)
Click! Well, DUH!!! What'd Olmert think?! Did he think he'd give the PA ALMOST everything and they WOULDN'T demand EVERYTHING?! Is his memory so short that he doesn't remember this is why the second Intifada started in 2000?!
Wow! Olmert really is as dumb as he sounds!
HELLO!! ISRAELI GOVERNMENT!!!! TIME FOR EARLY ELECTIONS!!! WHY HASN'T THIS SCHMUCK BEEN RECALLED YET?! It's funny! Other, better Prime Ministers have been recalled for a lot less...
MEGA SIGH,,,
Ok! Went to my post-op visit with the doctor yesterday, and my eyesight is already 20/20!! And the eyes are healing beautifully as well.
Here's how the procedure went, for anyone thinking about it but may be hesitant because it might be kind of freaky:
They lay you down on a table (at least where I went). They put numbing drops in the eyes, put a patch on one eye and tape open the other. Then they put some sort of clamp to keep the eye open (so you don't blink while they cut the flap in the cornea). Then, a dark circle comes at your eye. You don't see anything for about ten seconds. You hear a short buzzing sound. The circle then goes away, and the doctor lifts away the flap. You then look at a red light for about thirty to forty-five seconds. The doctor then replaces the flap, smoothes it out, and takes the clamp out and untapes the eyelid. He then removes the patch from the other eye, repeats the process, and you're done! No pain, barely any tug or pressure when they create the flap. The whole entire process itself took about six (yes 6!!) minutes. From the time I walked into the laser room to the time I walked out was at most ten minutes.
For the next four or five hours, I was very sensitive to light and seeing was like having your eyes open underwater. I rested my eyes from about 5:30 (five minutes after the operation) until about 9:30. It was very hard to open my eyes during that time, and they actually recommend a long nap during that time (and you have to have someone drive you to and from the surgery). By 9:30, I could open my eyes and see pretty well, though they were still sensitive to light. By 10:30, even the light sensitivity had disappeared completely and my vision was even better. The next morning, I was able to drive my kid to school and that afternoon, I went to see the doctor, who pronounced my vision to be 20/20.
This was truly a COMPLETELY PAINLESS process. There was irritation the first evening, as I mentioned, a little tiny bit of irritation during the morning hours the first day after the operation. After that, NOTHING!!!
Anyway, I just thought I would explain what happens during the LASIK procedure. It took longer to write the description than the actual procedure itself!
Oh, funny story: The nurse took my blood pressure before the procedure. it was 132/90, which is a bit high (not too bad) and she said that was normal due to nervousness. Then, I took 5 mg of Valium, which is optional but recommended in order to relax one's muscles (don't worry, it's not nearly enough to make a person loopy). About half an hour later, I had take the blood pressure again. It was some ridiculously low number like 82/40 or something!! GO VALIUM!!! :)
Done!! The whole thing took about six minutes!! I was in and out of the room within ten minutes TOTAL!! And I can see! My eyes are a bit irritated and very sensitive to light at the moment (I'm writing this in a dark room wearing sunglasses!). But the improvement is already amazing after just a few hours and will, IY"H, only get better!
Rafi G., you asked about it. I very highly recommend it!! It's expensive, but will save lots of money in the long run.
Thanks to all for your best wishes!
So, learning Parshas Bereishis this week was a completely new experience for me. Not because I've never learned it. Of course I have. I've lained it too (it's actually one of the easiest parshas to lain). No, it's because when you learn there are other, completely acceptable ways to learn this Parsha, ways we were taught as children were wrong and Apikorsus, you see the Universe, God, and Creation in a completely new light.
A few months ago, I posted about an article I read in Astronomy Magazine (May 2007 issue) that discusses the Big Bang, which wasn't a bang at all:
"It's [the Big Bang's] name implies a standard bang, such as a chemical explosion - think of firewords - and once we have this image in our mind, it's hard to imagine the Big Bang as anything else. But the universe's beginning wasn't an explosion. It was closer to (are you ready for this - from an "evil" scientist!!) an unfolding, OR CREATION, of matter, energy, time - and space itself." The article continues: "'What would actually have been a much better name is the expanding-universe theory, because it's really a theory of how the universe expands,' says David Spergel, a WMAP team member at Princeton University."Feel free to follow the link above to that post. So here's what I get, now, when I learn Parshas Bereishis: A day, as mentioned even by commentaries, does NOT necessarily mean a day. I couldn't mean any given period of time, including an EPOCH - a very LONG period of time! And why not?! Why can't the universe be billions of years old? Sure, there's the "the universe is only 5768 years old and NO MORE!!" But that's silly. Certainly, I can accept that from the time of Adam coming along, whom I've no issue with God creating him Himself. In fact, I would even go so far as to say evolution ABSOLUTELY happened. It happened and FAILED! So, God decided to create human, not hominid, but HUMAN, Himself with an added ingredient: Nishmas Chayim - a little bit of God in Man.
WOW! That was beautiful! The Big Bang was a CREATION of everything - a Yeish Me'Ayin - something from nothing! That's fantastic! So, because of an unfortunate choice of words, what is a working theory of the creation of the universe is debunked by religious fanatics who don't really know what they are talking about when the debunk that theory!
Why, you ask? Because...
So, I'm in the middle of reading the entire Dune series (the newer ones by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson and the original six by Frank Herbret). The original Dune was great, as are the books by Herbert's son, Brian, and his friend Anderson. So far, I've made it halfway through Children of Dune. As anyone who has read any of these books knows, each chapter begins with a quote from someone somewhere during the history of the Dune Universe (which is quite long...). I just came across the following quote, which I found to be quite appropriate to how the US government has acted recently:
Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class - whether that class be hereditary royalty, oligarchs of financial empires, or entrenched bureaucracy.I especially like the the second one - oligarchs of financial empires. This is so very true of today's US government. The lobbyists, especially Big Business lobbyists, have essentially taken control of the government and one push their own agendas through, leaving everyone else behind without caring one bit about them.
Apparently, according to a British think tank (yeah, I know - it's an oxymoron...), the 'War on terror' has been a 'disaster.'
No. Really? Who knew?!
Shavua Tov! Well, it's Motzei Shabbos. Just finished the third in a series of four (next one is Pesach, though in reverse - first Shabbos, then two days of Yom Tov) three day Yamim Tovim! This is one of those times I really wish I was living in Eretz Yisrael again. I really hate the fact that while we all observe the same calendar, those of us in Chutz La'Aretz are compelled to keep two days of Yom Tov simply because a bunch of rabbis who didn't have the means of communication we have today decided we HAD to keep two days...browse here.
ANYWAY...I've had some thoughts I would like to share over the next week or so about Mechaye Meisim, Evolution, and the Age of the Universe as gleaned from Parshas Berieshis.
It's nice to be back, and I hope to start posting at least a few times a week.
By the way, I'm having LASIK surgery this Tuesday, Oct. 9! I know it's a very mild surgery, but please have in mind when you daven that all should go well and that my sight will be restored after 25 years of glasses and contacts hell!! :)
So, Obama wants to globally ban nuclear weapons. See here for article.
Now, don't get me a wrong! This is a very noble goal. After all, didn't Superman try this in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace? Why, yes! Yes, he did. And certainly, it's a wonderful idea to try and guarantee that nut cases like Mahmoud Ahmedinejad not have access to such weapons.
But I don't believe this is or should be an election issue. Issues should be getting the hell out of Iraq, national Healthcare, education (programs that actually work, unlike the Idiot's "No Child Left Behind" initiative...), and Social Security. But, of course, as always, candidates (what an ironic term) like to focus on issues that really shouldn't be election issues.
Know what would be great if we want Hillary defeated? John Edwards and Barack Obama should become running mates (preferably with Edwards as president - I think he's make a good one). Unfortunately, this won't happen because their are both too stuck-up. What will happen, however, is that Hillary will win the Primaries. But she won't win the presidency. Not because she's a woman. I don't care if a candidate is a woman or a man as long as he or she is qualified. However, Hillary simply is NOT electable. And her winning the primaries will give the White House to the Republicans for at least one more term. Not a good thing, folks. Not a good thing at all.
Oh, well. I guess we'll just have to wait until 2012. Maybe I'll run...:)
For anyone interested in what a surtax is (see post below and linked article), click here!
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I haven't been on much because of the holidays, but this one's pretty important. This idiot must be stopped!! He wants another TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS for Iraq and Afghanistan! Can you believe it?! And now, because he wants these funds, Congress is preparing to introduce a surtax to pay for the war, which will be about two to fifteen percent of "an individual's tax burden." If this means raising taxes, well so much for Republican tax breaks! And if it means taxes we already pay aren't going up, but funds from the taxes we already pay are going to fund this illegal war, it means other things, important things will receive funds, like educational programs, healthcare (ok, that doesn't exist anyway!), and any number of worthwhile government programs.
once again, I say: BUSH SUCKS!!
Well, I just had a classic Erev Shabbos/Erev Yom Tov/Erev Yom Kippur thing happen to me: I'm sitting at my desk, having just done Kaparos (over money, mind you, not a chicken), and I'm having a conversation with my wife (about the big Rabbi Gil Student fiasco going on over at DovBear and Hirhurim [sorry, no time for links!]). I take out my glasses wiper, start wiping my glasses and SNAP!! They break in half!! We were both so stunned we just started laughing hysterically! Well, as my wife said, it's a kapara!! May it be the worst thing that ever happens to any of us! Maybe it's also a siman I should get Lasik surgery already and just get it over with...:)
I'm a big Smallville fan, and the 7th season premiere is on Thursday, September 27th. In case you want to watch but don't remember everything that happened at the end of last season (season six), here's a pretty good recap!
Well, that's a lot to cover!
To me, Elul really starts with Shabbos Chazon. While the Haftara warns of the imminent destruction of the Bais HaMikdash, it also exhorts us to do Teshuva, because it's never too late. And of course, the Haftara of this Shabbos has the famous possuk we say many, many times during the Teshuva Season:
Go forth, now, let us reason together, says Hashem. if your sins are like scarlet, they will whiten like snow, if they have reddened like crimson, they will become [white as] wool.The Shabbos, we begin to read the seven Haftarot of consolation, the "Shiv'a D'Nechemta." These Haftarot are replete with prophesies of the future, when Hashem no longer turns His back on Yerushalayim and the Jewish people, when the Jewish people truly return to Hashem, and when Hashem finally grants us a Geula Shleima. They culminated last Shabbos with the last of them, and the last possuk tells us:
In all their troubles, He was troubled,and an angel from before Him saved them; with His love and with His compassion He redeemed them; He lifted them and bore them all the days of the world.These Haftarot never fail to make me cry, and I've never understood anyone who doesn't when they read them.
Man, we all knew Bush was an idiot, but, dear Lord! How many times can one person screw up at one appearance?! Check THIS out!
Bush went to the APEC summit in Australia. I would quote stuff from the article, but then I would simply have to paste the whole thing. Wait! I will!! :)
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Even for someone as gaffe-prone as U.S. President George W. Bush, he was in rare form on Friday, confusing APEC with OPEC and transforming Australian troops into Austrians.Ah! The idiot strikes again!!! :)
Bush's tongue started slipping almost as soon as he started talking at a business forum on the eve of an Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Sydney.
"Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction," he told Prime Minister John Howard. "Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit."
As the audience of several hundred people erupted in laughter, Bush corrected himself and joked, "He invited me to the OPEC summit next year." Australia has never been a member of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Later in his speech, Bush recounted how Howard had gone to visit "Austrian troops" last year in Iraq. There are, in fact, no Austrian troops there. But Australia has about 1,500 Australians military personnel in and around the country.
Upon finishing his speech, Bush took the wrong way off-stage and, looking slightly perplexed, had to be re-directed by Howard to a center-stage exit.
But not before a veteran White House correspondent seized the opportunity to ask Bush whether there had been any new message in his speech. Apparently misunderstanding the question, he bristled and asked, "Haven't you been listening to my past speeches?" before turning away.
Bush is no stranger to the occasional faux pas, and often jokes about his habit of mangling the English language.
One of his highest-profile gaffes came in May when, at a welcoming ceremony for Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, he nearly placed her in the 18th century.
Then there was the famous incident at the G8 summit in St. Petersburg in 2006 when Bush, unaware he was on camera, greeted British Prime Minister Tony Blair with the words "Yo Blair."
Bush's sometimes muddled syntax and mispronunciation of words like nuclear ("nukular") have long been fodder for late-night TV comedians. But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.
"The assumption that the root of Israeli-Arab dispute is territorial," the report continues, "stems from the hope that an era of peace can finally be brought about via Israeli territorial concessions. This conception does not jibe with our accumulated experience, however... as can be seen from the two latest instances in which we ceded territory down to the last grain of sand - in Lebanon and Gaza. Not only do territorial concessions not bring peace, they actually lead directly to an escalation of terrorism."This is an excerpt from a report Israel right wing (politically, not religiously) Yisrael Beiteinu recently released.
This mistaken conception (writes Yisrael Beiteinu leader Avigdor Lieberman, the Minister for Strategic Affairs) leads to basic errors in Israel's foreign policy. "Israel must explain its positions on an intellectual level, and not with Messianic slogans such as 'Not one inch.' Israel must explain [for instance] that the anti-Israeli positions led by the leaders of Israel, and which are prevalent in many Western circles as well, are a direct carry-over from classic anti-Semitism."I agree. I love the idea the Religious Zionists refuse to budge regarding the horribly mistaken "land for peace" concept. But the rest of the world has to hear it in terms it can understand, and using the reasoning of "Israel is our God-given birthright" won't much affect world opinion.
"Israel must explain that the demand for the establishment of an independent Palestinian state and the 'right of return' are a camouflage of the attempt by extremist Islam to destroy the State of Israel. It must explain that their demand for self-definition is just a way of prettifying this, and that 'two states for two peoples' does not mean one and a half states for one people [the Arabs] and half a state for the other."
Rav David Sperling Speaks
Q: Assuming that 3 women can make a mizumin, can it be understood that a mizumin of 10 women can add Hashem's name?
A: 3. Three women who ate bread together may make a zimun (see Shulchan Aruch 199,7). Even though there are many communities where this is not customary, there are no halachic opinions that forbid this. The opposite is true - there are opinions who obligate three women in zimun, and many who encourage it (see Ben Ish Hai, Parshat Korach 13 (first year) who advises men to instruct the women in their families to form a zimun when three or more of them eat together). In my opinion it is a wonderful thing for women to make a zimun (who wouldn't want to praise G-d with the words "Blessed be (our G-d) he of whose bounty we have partaken, and through whose goodness we live" in unison with one's friends!), as long as it does not offend the sensibilities (rightly or wrongly) of those around you.
However, the Shulchan Aruch (199, 6) writes that the term "Elo-kainu" can only be added to the zimun if ten men are present - and not ten women. This is because the use of G-ds name in this context requires the stringencies of a minyan (see the Mishna Brurah there).
While we are discussing women's zimun, it is a good opportunity to mention that even when one or two men are present, three women can still make a zimun. Only when three men or more ate together are the women to refrain from making the zimun (unless they separate from the men altogether). This matter is discussed at length in Rabbi Henkin's work "Responsa on Contemporary Jewish Women's Issues" (Ktav publishers).
Rav David Sperling is the Mashgiach Ruchani at
Nishmat.
This video was forwarded to me from someone who reads my blog. I found this very interesting and look forward to further "webisodes."
This is a discussion between a bunch of "twenty-something" Jewish men and women and their connections to Judaism and Israel. I love the contrast between the Israeli group and the American one. They discuss present-day issues facing young Jewish people and what Israel and Judaism means to them. Watch, enjoy, comment here and there!
Thanks to Todd for the heads-up.
Mattel announces third Chinese toy recall. I guess big business will just NEVER learn... And, in a timely strip, Yaakov Kirschen at the Dry Bones Blog published the strip you are seeing today!
I should know. I worked for one. Then, of course, there's outsourcing. You know, how those employees are treated, right?
What? The Fable of the Geriatric Ward? :)
Quick! Who caused the most debt for the United States, Republicans or Democrats?
Did you say Democrats? BZZZT!! WRONG!!!
That's right kids. Take a look at some facts: Click here for an essay about debt and one of the dumbest concepts in history, "Trickle Down Economics."
And here's a great comic, today's Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau:
And take a look at this fascinating graph:
Are you noticing the trend? For lots more info, Google here! Enjoy!
Perhaps the time has come for the Republican Party to stop partying, close up shop, and just GO AWAY!!!
