Anybody out there good at neck-rubs?
Until yesterday, even toddlers could get married with parental approval, according to a law mistakenly passed in Arkansas last year. They just repealed the law...
And THAT'S why this is the number one pick-up line in an Arkansas bar (read in Southern accent):
"My, honey. That's a mighty fine tooth y'all got there!"
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4/03/2008 07:43:00 AM
Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 78%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 89%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 37%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 4%
This means you're: Modern Orthodox
What does it mean?
Congratulations. You're Modern Orthodox all right, but wait! Just when you were ready to live an idyllic happily-labeled life they announce Left Wing and Right Wing Modern Orthodoxy. What the heck is up with that? Maybe you need to rethink and refine some of your positions, and then take the test again so I can put you in a little box.
See? I'm not such a Kofer after all!!! :)
1 comment:
You may be interested in the most recent post on my blog. I'm not usually into angry partisan bickering, but I don't like bullies and liars.
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