Wednesday, June 18, 2008

See the Exciting New Invention - Shabbos Bathroom Tissue

From the people who brought us the Kosher Lamp and Shabbos Toothbrushes, comes this exciting new product: Shabbos butt wipes!!

What? Are people SO busy they can't take two minutes (fine, up to ten for large families) to cut a roll of toilet paper? Or is this just the next step in Jewish American laziness?


smoo said...

Anyone ever hear of tissues?!?

Am Kshe Oref - A Stiff-Necked People said...

Tissues, I can understand not using. They are thicker and CAN clog a toilet. But what about just spending a few minutes cutting the stuff?