Anybody out there good at neck-rubs?
From the people who brought us the Kosher Lamp and Shabbos Toothbrushes, comes this exciting new product: Shabbos butt wipes!!
What? Are people SO busy they can't take two minutes (fine, up to ten for large families) to cut a roll of toilet paper? Or is this just the next step in Jewish American laziness?
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6/18/2008 06:39:00 PM
Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 78%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 89%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 37%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 4%
This means you're: Modern Orthodox
What does it mean?
Congratulations. You're Modern Orthodox all right, but wait! Just when you were ready to live an idyllic happily-labeled life they announce Left Wing and Right Wing Modern Orthodoxy. What the heck is up with that? Maybe you need to rethink and refine some of your positions, and then take the test again so I can put you in a little box.
See? I'm not such a Kofer after all!!! :)
2 comments:
Anyone ever hear of tissues?!?
Tissues, I can understand not using. They are thicker and CAN clog a toilet. But what about just spending a few minutes cutting the stuff?
:)
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