So, Like, What, EXACTLY, IS a REAL American Like?

Jon Stewart takes us to small town Wasilla, Alaska, to find out...



Hm. So THAT'S what real Americans are like. Well, then. In that case, I'm going out to the nearest tattoo parlor and getting a tattoo of my wife touching herself.. And I'll put it right on my biceps. Then I'll go to shul and show it off to all those folks voting for McCain. After all. Doesn't that make me a REAL American?

And, oh, yes. Let's not forget the important duties of Wasilla's mayor. Signing checks and running staff meetings! And probably running meth, too.

Ick.