Today's Bang-It-Out

The Kosher Top Ten  
Top Ten Slogan's for the New and Improved Rubashkin's 
 
10. We answer to a Higher Authority:  The  U.S. Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement 
  
9. Glatt'n for Punishment  
  
8. The Strictest Rabbinical Supervision, now with border supervision! 
  
7. So Incredibly Humane - we're 'In-Humane!' 
  
6. Rubashkins; The First Name in Chillul Hashem 
  
5. Aggriprocessors: Putting the Bash in Rubashkin 
  
4. We Separate Meat & Milk, as well as Ethics & Kashrus.   
  
3. Rubashkin:  Bringing Pot to Pottsville since 1975 
  
2. Sure we work everyone 22 hours a day,  but we give off for Chol Hamoed  
  
1. Is this Hell? No, it's Iowa