Anybody out there good at neck-rubs?
Posted by Am Kshe Oref - A Stiff-Necked People at 3/05/2009 03:50:00 PM
Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 78%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 89%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 37%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 4%
This means you're: Modern Orthodox
What does it mean?
Congratulations. You're Modern Orthodox all right, but wait! Just when you were ready to live an idyllic happily-labeled life they announce Left Wing and Right Wing Modern Orthodoxy. What the heck is up with that? Maybe you need to rethink and refine some of your positions, and then take the test again so I can put you in a little box.
See? I'm not such a Kofer after all!!! :)
3 comments:
Amusing.
The nation--and the Republican Party--is quickly learning what we Marylanders knew all along, which is that this 6'4" guy named Steele whose sister was once married to Mike Tyson is a complete wimp.
I guess so. I guess that's also why the Republican Party is gasping its last breaths. I mean, if the best they can come up with is Steele and Jindal, well, then, I guess that says it all, doesn't it?
Also, Jindal's a Roman Catholic. How many Republicans are Roman Catholics?
Catholics are a swing bloc. In every presidential election since 1972, the winner of the popular vote has also won the Catholic vote. In short, they are a prized demographic, constituting about one-fourth of the U.S. populace and generally divided about evenly between Republicans and Democrats.
Of course, right-wing evangelicals might hesitate to support a brown-skinned Catholic and ex-Hindu, but they don't necessarily dictate who gets nominated. Otherwise, we wouldn't have gotten McCain.
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